irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

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phoneus:

but if you’ve read these rules, even if you’re on the fence about reading, you’ve read something and therefore garfield has won. he’s a tricky little bastard.

(Source: unabating, via renekton)

reptiliaherps:

earthandanimals:

Char is my Black Sumatran Short Tail Python <3

CUTE SLUG

(via fattyfatpythonsforever)

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deducecanoe:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

WHAT

(Source: hanamurateruteru, via renekton)

versaceslut:

me too gurl me too

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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ambrosialgalaxy:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via ruinedchildhood)

sailormoonsacrifice:

perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

Tappa-tappa-tappa!

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thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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