swedish national test
make a speech
Speak 1 pm tomorrow
im not even half done
mmmmm
angst and a depression heating up right now doesnt make it better either hahaha
“Such a wonderful time to be back in London.”
depression
This makes me sad.
hahhafunny because this was me last year… it’s been a while. /sigh
(Source: jellybutterfly, via am-night-king)
That moment when you spot this person that you’re just REALLY attracted to and you become this weird awkward creature inside, your intelligence-level just drops 300%
AND THEN the person comes over to talk and you just look at them with this pokerface but internally you’re screaming/crying because you can’t have that handsome fuck.
You just can’t.
IS THIS EVEN A REAL HENTAI OMFG OMGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS WHY I DON’T WATCH DUBBED HENTAI.
Sometimes I think they dub it like this on purpose, just to make you feel uncomfortable while watching it.
God bless A Time To Screw
This is exactly why I watch dubbed hentai
omfg
“OH MAN IM SO FREAKIN HORNY”
OH MY GOD.
The best dub ever! xD
Douchebags? DOUCHEBAGS!
I swear i need to watch more dubbed hentai
(Source: brook)
Hello, Universe.: Bill Nye the Science Guy
-Season 1
1. Flight
2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin
5. Buoyancy
6. Gravity
7. Digestion
8. Phases of Matter
9. Biodiversity
10. Simple Machines
11. The Moon
12. Sound
13. Garbage
14. Structures
15. Earth’s Seasons
16. Light and Colour
17. Cells
18. Electricity
19. Outer Space
20. Eyeballs-Season 2
1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration-Season 3
1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion-Season 4
1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time-Season 5
1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. MotionGo watch some science!!!!
I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!
HOLY FUCK
(Source: gangplankgalleon, via alaskaissofaraway)
I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew and tells you to give all your money to the poor?
Burn
No words are really needed.
(Source: astrodidact, via paradoxy-intent)
Guys. Get this
Get this.
So I was browsing for jobs and suddenly… SUDDENLY! I find a job application for the liquor store next village. Delicious, oozing irony aside the job description is perfect. I mean if I had to pick a job that didn’t involve game developing I’d pick some mundane everyday crap like lifting crates and preventing underage dipshits from purchasing alcohol. Because we all know that there’s no one better at being a stubborn cockblock than me in the entire world.
I’m gonna apply so hard the stars will fall from the sky, you just wait. If I get this job I’m gonna stop complaining about my life for at least a month so keep your fingers crossed for me or I’ll keep wailing for the rest of your lives.
Aaawe dude that’s so fucking cool 8D
I’d love a job like that IF I WASN’T LIKE, 16. But yeah i just find it kinda funny yes i hope you get the job holy shit |D
Holy crap I just realized I’m 4 years older than you. This feels… Weird. But yeah, you have to be at least 20 to apply. Finally it pays off to feel like an old fart!
……… WOW. You are. Fuck. Huh. Well alright I’m not THAT shocked, just never thought of it. I have this problem where 80% of kids my age are fucking idiots, and that’s why I usually become friends with people that are older :I But seriously though, You’re like as old as my big sister.
I will always have a musicboner for Daft Punk. Always.
(via paradoxy-intent)